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Look who has time to bake
since her chick left the nest.
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Look who's not gettin' a muffin.
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Hey, honey. You want one?
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No time.
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I left a library book upstairs.
It's due today. Bye.
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Well, wait a minute!
We haven't talked all week.
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Can't you spare five minutes?
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What would five minutes really do, Mom?
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Wouldn't that just leave us wanting more?
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Barbra Jean, I'm going to Jenny's
after the library. Bye.
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Don't you wanna hear about my day?
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I'd like to hear about your day.
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Here's the headline.
Giant blonde attacks muffin factory.
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Cute redhead saves the day.
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And since when is Kyra and Jenny talkin'?
I thought they were fightin'.
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Oh, not anymore.
See, Kyra sat with Macy at lunch,
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so Jenny thought Kyra was stuck-up.
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But then Kyra sat with Jenny again,
so Jenny and Kyra made up.
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Any questions?
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Yeah. Since when are you
in the ninth grade?
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I'm very plugged in with the kids, Reba.
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And you know, it's only natural
that you've fallen out of touch
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with Kyra since she moved out.
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I am not out of touch with my daughter.
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It's just that she doesn't live here,
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and we don't always talk as much as we...
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And you don't live here
either, by the way!
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Reba, let me give you the benefit
of my parenting experience.
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See, I tried talkin' to Kyra,
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but all I ever got were angry looks.
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Yes, just like that.
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But I have learned
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there are other ways to open the doors
of communication.
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I don't want your parenting
advice, Barbra Jean.
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Yes, you do.
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Because you know that
I know things about Kyra
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that you wanna know.
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And you wanna know how I know them.
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And I'll let you know how I know them
if you let me know--
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Okay, fine!
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Tell me your secret.
Tell me how you get my daughter
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to completely open up about
every detail in her life.
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I spy on her.
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[pan thuds]
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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I can't believe you spy on my daughter.
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{\an8}And you thought I wasn't
ready to raise a teenager.
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{\an8}Hey, guys. We're back from the ball game.
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Dad let me eat a whole bowl of relish.
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He's makin' it sound
a lot worse than it is.
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The relish was on, like, six hot dogs.
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Did you know Barbra Jean
is spying on Kyra?
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{\an8}- So?
- So!
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{\an8}It's a betrayal of trust.
It's an invasion of privacy.
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{\an8}It's just old-fashioned wrong!
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{\an8}It's only wrong if
the person you're spying on
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{\an8}has somethin' to hide.
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Like if you had spied on Brock
when we were having an affair.
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{\an8}Don't help. Okay, honey?
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{\an8}Kyra's a good kid.
What's Barbra Jean gonna find out?
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{\an8}It's either band, the library or the mall.
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{\an8}We're lucky. Kyra has no life.
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{\an8}Apparently neither does Barbra Jean,
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{\an8}or she wouldn't be readin'
a 14-year-old's diary.
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{\an8}I would never read Kyra's diary.
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I read her e-mail.
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Yeah!
See, I put this filter on the computer
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that lets me see everything anyone
does online.
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You mean anything Kyra does, right?
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No.
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- I gotta go.
- [B.J.] Oh, yeah.
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You know, really, Reba,
there's no harm in spyin'.
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Wouldn't you like
to know things about Kyra?
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Like who gave her that
friendship necklace?
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No, I wouldn't.
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I'm not gonna stoop
to your level, Barbra Jean.
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If Kyra wants me to know, she'll tell me.
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Or you can just wait 30 years
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and hope that Kyra's memoirs
get turned into a movie.
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Which you won't be able
to see unless there's parking
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outside the theater for your high horse!
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Oh, yeah!
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Wow. Kyra's life as a movie.
You know who I'd wanna play me?
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- Who?
- Denzel Washington.
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What was that about?
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Oh, Barbra Jean thinks
that I oughta spy on Kyra.
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Like I'd ever spy on one of my kids.
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- You spied on me all the time.
- I did not!
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Your mom has a point, Cheyenne.
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I mean, if she'd been spying on us,
you'd never have gotten pregnant.
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It's like you were blind.
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If you didn't spy on me,
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how did you always know
when I liked a boy?
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Oh, it was obvious.
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You'd be on the phone all day
with all your friends
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tellin' them about it,
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and then you'd write
"I love Jimmy" on your notebooks.
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- [scoffs]
- [Van] Jimmy?
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- Who's Jimmy?
- You are, honey.
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[imperceptible]
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And then your pockets
would be full of those
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empty lip gloss containers,
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and you'd wear
that pink sweater real low cut
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with the black lace on it.
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Hey, you know, going
through someone's pocket
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is called spying, Mom.
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No, honey. It's called doin' the laundry.
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Well, maybe I'll do your laundry
and see how much you like it.
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Yeah, do my ironin' too. That'll show me.
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You know what I think, Mrs. H?
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That you're not really Jimmy?
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No.
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[mouthing] Jimmy.
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- I think you should spy on Kyra.
- What?
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Yeah. Go through her backpack.
They keep everything in there.
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And wise up, Mrs. H.
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No one gets a friendship
necklace from a friend.
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It's from a boy. Boy Friend.
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You do the math. Mmm-hmm.
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- Hey.
- Hey! Two visits in a week.
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That deserves a hug!
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[laughing]
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, enjoying the scent of a girl
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who doesn't smoke
or hang out with kids who do.
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- Have you been drinking?
- No!
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Have you?
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I'm going upstairs to get some clothes.
Don't follow me.
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Why would I follow you? I'm not nosy.
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[softly] Oh, Kyra?
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I'm gonna go through your backpack.
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If it's okay, don't say anything.
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Ah! Brandon.
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Hello, Jimmy.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah.
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Oh, mints.
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- [door opens]
- [gasps]
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Oh!
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[chuckles]
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I'll see you later.
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Okay, all right.
Here, don't study too hard.
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Whoa! That's Cheyenne's sweater.
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Not anymore. She gave it to me.
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And what is that smell?
Did you swallow a car freshener?
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No. And where are you going
in Cheyenne's sweater?
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- Out.
- Out where?
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Out there, to enjoy the freedom
our forefathers fought and died for.
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- Why are you asking all this stuff?
- I'm not asking stuff.
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I just wanna know if you're gonna go
meet someone somewhere
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and do somethin'
that I might or might not like.
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Oh, I get it. You think I didn't
check all this with Dad.
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No. That's not what I'm saying.
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It must be, or you wouldn't be saying it.
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I mean, when I lived with you,
I checked with you, not Dad.
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Now that I live with Dad,
I check with him, not you, right?
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Well, yes.
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And now you're worried
that I didn't check with either of you.
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But I know the rules,
and I checked with Dad.
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Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?
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Well, yeah! But don't think you can
just walk in here
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and abide by the rules, little missy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys. Kyra around?
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- No. She's over at a friend's house.
- Which friend's?
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I don't know. Mindy, Bitsy, Bootsy.
I can't keep track.
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You let your daughter leave
this house without knowin'
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where she's goin'?
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What kind of parent are you?
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- Hey, Mom.
- Jake, what are you doin' here?
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Not ruining my dinner.
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You didn't know where Jake was.
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Oh, that's different.
Jake hasn't blossomed.
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Come on. Kyra's fine. She's a good kid.
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Oh, really?
So you're not the least bit worried
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that she just left my house
wearing Cheyenne's sweater?
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I spent so much money on those clothes,
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I hope Jake wears Cheyenne's sweater.
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And anyway, we're not talkin'
about Cheyenne here.
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We're talkin' about Kyra.
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Kyra who might have a boyfriend
whose name might be Brandon
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who might have given her a necklace.
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Well, I'm hearing a lot of "mights."
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So until I hear some "definitelys,"
I'm not gonna freak out.
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- Yeah, but how can I be sure?
- [imitates beep]
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You've got mail.
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[imitates beep] You got a goofball.
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Okay, Barbra Jean,
what's the story with Kyra?
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She definitely has a boyfriend
named Brandon,
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and he definitely gave her that necklace.
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Well, is she meeting him?
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Or is she over at Mindy,
Bitsy, Bootsy's house?
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There's nothin' in here that tells me...
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- [gasps] Oh, my goodness!
- What?
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- What?
- We can refinance at 4.75 with no points.
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Oh, get over!
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- [computer rings]
- What'd I do? Did I set off the alarm?
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No, it's the instant message.
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It's like talkin' with someone
over the phone,
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- but less private and more difficult.
- Oh.
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It's from her friend, Mindy.
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"F2T"? What does that mean?
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Free to talk. Put "yes."
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Oh, I don't mean put "yes."
I mean put "Y."
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That's the first letter.
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- [computer beeps]
- Okay, another message.
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The letter "R," the letter "U."
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R... Ru...
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No! R-U. See, "are you?"
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- See?
- Ah!
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Okay, right. All right. "Are you goin'
to Brandon's tonight, K-Y-R-A?"
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What's K-Y-R-A?
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Kyra.
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"No parents equal fun."
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No parents! It's an
unsupervised party, Brock!
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That she may not be going to.
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She's askin' why I'm not replyin'.
What do I say?
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Don't say anything.
She'll know you're not Kyra.
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It's all caps! She's mad!
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Turn it off! T-I-O! T-I-O!
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[screams]
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Well, Brock?
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Okay, all right. Now don't panic.
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So, she didn't tell us
her friend was a boy.
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A boy she likes
whose parents are out of town!
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Yeah, yeah, it sounds bad.
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Real, real bad.
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But... But that doesn't mean she's gonna
go over there and...
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and do something stupid.
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Right. It just means she can.
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Kids are startin' to arrive.
Pull closer, Brock.
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We'll never be able to see her from here.
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We're never gonna see her
because she's not coming.
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But if her friends see us,
then she's gonna think I don't trust her.
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And, Reba, don't worry.
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I've got a plan that'll
make both of you happy.
244
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Ha!
245
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- Night-vision goggles?
- Uh-huh.
246
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,071
Barbra Jean, we're in
the suburbs, not 'Nam.
247
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,741
You can't go sneakin' around
lookin' in people's windows.
248
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,619
I'll radio if I see anything.
249
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,958
And don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything
250
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,793
that looks suspicious.
251
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,928
I can't believe this is happening.
252
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,846
Oh, come on, Brock.
253
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,681
You knew she was crazy
when you married her.
254
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,182
- [static hums]
- [B.J.] I heard that.
255
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,355
No, I can't believe I'm sitting out here
because you don't trust me.
256
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,566
Kyra's been living with me
for a whole month,
257
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568
so obviously she's gone wild.
258
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,278
I'm that bad a parent.
259
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,363
Well, I'm not here to argue
with you, Brock.
260
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,203
All I know is, when she lived with me,
I knew what she was up to.
261
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,997
Oh, yeah. Like you did with Cheyenne?
262
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One time! One time
our daughter gets pregnant,
263
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and I never hear the end of it!
264
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,136
Hey, I know what Kyra's up to.
She's out with friends.
265
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,596
Well, that's not good enough.
266
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,848
You need to know which friends
and where they're goin',
267
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for how long, and get a phone number,
268
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,728
and then get a cell number
in case they lie about the phone number.
269
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,981
Or maybe we could put a chip in her head
and track her by satellite.
270
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,987
- Well, if you weren't so cheap.
- [chuckles dryly]
271
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[chuckles] You know, did you ever
stop and think
272
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that maybe one of the reasons
Kyra moved in with me
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is because I trust her?
274
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You know what?
275
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,210
We might have to be here on a stakeout,
but we don't have to talk!
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- Fine!
- Fine!
277
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,796
- [static hums]
- [B.J.] Roger that.
278
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,719
Can you believe my mom
kept track of my lip gloss?
279
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,306
Oh, I know. We would go through,
like, a tube a week.
280
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,309
Yeah.
281
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,105
Remember when my mom
kept that old couch out in the garage?
282
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[both giggle]
283
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,650
- [stomping feet]
- [sighs]
284
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,609
[grunts]
285
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I thought my lips would fall off.
286
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,323
You know, it was kind
of fun sneaking around,
287
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,367
never knowing if we
were gonna get caught or not.
288
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,451
Yeah.
289
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,245
Sittin' there in the dark,
290
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,832
the scent of Strawberry Passion
on our faces.
291
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,301
What's wrong?
292
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,721
Nothing's wrong. That's the problem.
293
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,014
There's no tension!
294
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We're married!
Takes all the fun out of foolin' around.
295
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,568
I know. We could go upstairs
and dance around our room naked,
296
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,902
and no one would care.
297
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,784
You want to?
298
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,914
I don't know. It's all the way upstairs.
299
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,925
- Hey!
- [both scream]
300
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,595
Barbra Jean, what are you doin'?
301
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,182
No sign of Kyra yet. I'm goin' back in.
302
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,186
[whistling]
303
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,481
I'd love to think that your wife
was insane for climbing up
304
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,107
a tree in night-vision goggles,
305
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,943
but then I realized, she's my leader.
306
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,909
- What are you talkin' about?
- I spied on my kid today, Brock.
307
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,577
I'm spying on her right now.
308
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,537
Well, unless she doesn't show up.
309
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,334
Then you'd just be some creepy old lady
watching the teenagers party.
310
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,548
Because I don't know who she is anymore.
311
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176
Kyra's only been out
of the house for a month,
312
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,345
and she's got a whole new life
I don't know about.
313
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,055
Hey, try three years.
314
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,933
When I moved out, Cheyenne
was drill team captain,
315
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,770
Jake was learning to tie his shoes
and Kyra was just a smart-mouthed kid.
316
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,816
Every parent looks at their kid
and thinks, "Oh, they grow up so fast."
317
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,945
But I never realized how fast
until I wasn't there every day to see it.
318
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,865
And now I'm gonna be the one
that's not there to see it.
319
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,951
- [breathy whistling]
- [Brock] What the--
320
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,621
Hit the gas! I've been spotted!
321
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,581
- What are you doing here?
- [all scream]
322
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,586
What are you doing here?
323
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,839
I think a better question is,
324
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,424
what are your mom and dad doin' here?
325
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,513
Never mind why we're here.
Why are you here?
326
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,975
- I'm with my friends, okay?
- Friends or boys?
327
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,893
- What's the difference?
- You don't know?
328
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,062
We got nothing to worry about.
329
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,153
We know it's an unsupervised party, Kyra.
330
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,948
Where did you hear that?
Have you been following me?
331
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,491
No, we got it from your e-mail.
332
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,246
Again, honey, don't help.
333
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,499
- I can't believe this!
- Kyra!
334
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,168
- [Brock] Kyra, wait!
- [Reba] Stop!
335
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,880
You know, I get Barbra Jean doing this.
336
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,549
And Dad has to tag along
in case he needs to post bail.
337
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,345
- But not you, Mom.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
338
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,307
Now, we all know what
your mom did was wrong.
339
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:49,479
But you know what else is wrong?
You sneaking around with boys.
340
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,442
I know it's kind of dark out, but
if you borrow Barbra Jean's spy goggles,
341
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,485
you'll be able to see I'm not Cheyenne.
342
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,154
Maybe we got confused
343
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,573
because you're wearing
her boy-meetin' sweater.
344
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,577
So you guys really think
I'm so stupid that I'd sneak off
345
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,162
and have sex when I'm 14?
346
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,207
And even if I did,
why would I wear Cheyenne's sweater?
347
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,291
For good luck?
348
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,673
I thought you knew me better than that.
349
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,052
Well, I used to!
But since you moved out, we don't talk,
350
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,262
I don't see you,
you don't even check in with me.
351
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,848
'Cause I live with Dad now.
I don't have to do all that stuff.
352
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,267
- Oh, yes, you do.
- What?
353
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:31,188
From now on, you have
to check with both me and your mother.
354
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,733
Maybe you thought you'd
have it easy living with me
355
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,693
because Dad's a pushover.
356
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,028
Let me tell you something.
357
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,822
Living with me isn't gonna be a free ride.
358
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:44,201
And it isn't a license to cut
your mother out of your life either.
359
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,535
But that's not fair.
360
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,080
Well, good. Then I must
be doing something right.
361
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,335
Now go say good night to your friends.
362
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,545
And tell Brandon
I'm gonna be sending his parents
363
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,632
a nice little thank-you note
for letting him throw this party.
364
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,635
I can't believe this!
365
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,853
Who are you?
366
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,856
I'm the girl's father.
367
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,317
Thanks, Brock.
368
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,777
[horn honks]
369
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,741
Hey, Red, hands off the merchandise.
370
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,085
[closing theme music playing]